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So you think you're pretty hot stuff, huh? These Boilerplate Series items could be just the ticket.

Apply Liberally to Affected Area

18 September 2006 :: Self-Promotion

While Supplies Last

20 September 2005 :: Self-Promotion :: Spiritual Things

No Artificial Sweeteners Added

21 February 2005 :: Self-Promotion

Dishwasher Safe

14 February 2005 :: Self-Promotion :: Technology

For Sale by Owner

7 December 2004 :: Self-Promotion

Non-Transferable

7 November 2004 :: Self-Promotion :: Spiritual Things

Add to Shopping Cart

3 November 2004 :: Self-Promotion

California Grown

30 October 2004 :: Self-Promotion

No Tipping

11 October 2004 :: Self-Promotion

Se Habla Español

26 September 2004 :: Self-Promotion

As Seen on TV

20 August 2004 :: Self-Promotion

Searching for Connection

6 July 2004 :: Self-Promotion :: Spiritual Things :: Technology

Not Valid with Any Other Offer

3 February 2004 :: Self-Promotion :: Warnings

Under New Management

8 September 2003 :: Self-Promotion :: Spiritual Things :: Work

Serving Suggestion

4 August 2003 :: Self-Promotion

Scenic Overlook

4 July 2003 :: On the Road :: Self-Promotion

Limit 1 Per Customer

29 June 2003 :: Self-Promotion

Independently Owned & Operated

24 June 2003 :: Self-Promotion :: Work

50% Less Fat

17 June 2003 :: Self-Promotion

Professional Driver on Closed Course. Do Not Attempt.

16 June 2003 :: On the Road :: Self-Promotion :: Warnings

Actual Mileage May Vary

16 June 2003 :: On the Road :: Self-Awareness :: Self-Promotion

Action Item

10 June 2003 :: Buzzwords :: Self-Promotion :: Work

Too Big to Fail

10 June 2003 :: Buzzwords :: Self-Promotion

WYSIWYG

8 June 2003 :: Self-Awareness :: Self-Promotion :: Technology

Made to Order

8 June 2003 :: Self-Promotion

Line Forms Here

21 May 2003 :: Past Specials :: Self-Promotion

Authorized Vehicles Only

17 May 2003 :: On the Road :: Self-Promotion

One Hour Service

17 May 2003 :: Self-Promotion

Actual Size

5 August 2002 :: Self-Promotion

Enlarged to Show Texture

24 July 2002 :: Self-Promotion

Sanitized for Your Protection

30 June 2002 :: On Sale Now :: Self-Promotion

Caution: Contents Hot

28 October 2001 :: Self-Promotion :: Warnings

Best If Used Before:

27 August 2001 :: Self-Promotion

 
   

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