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This category of Boilerplate Series items gets the lion's share of our coverage. Why is that? Perhaps because the impersonal nature of most boilerplate is most effectively twisted when applied to the most personal matters?

Paper or plastic?

24 May 2006 :: Self-Awareness

Wash Me

30 June 2005 :: On the Road :: Self-Awareness :: Spiritual Things

TBD

2 May 2005 :: Self-Awareness

No Outlet

3 January 2005 :: Self-Awareness

View All

19 September 2004 :: Self-Awareness :: Technology

You Are Not an Instant Winner

12 September 2004 :: Self-Awareness

Family Owned and Operated

7 September 2004 :: Self-Awareness

Test Monthly

28 July 2004 :: Self-Awareness :: Technology

Original Document

8 May 2004 :: Self-Awareness :: Technology

Past Performance Is Not Indicative of Future Results

22 February 2004 :: Self-Awareness :: Warnings

Inquire Within

16 August 2003 :: On Sale Now :: Self-Awareness :: Spiritual Things

Police Line. Do Not Cross.

4 July 2003 :: Self-Awareness :: Warnings

Assembly Required

24 June 2003 :: Self-Awareness :: Technology

Contents under Pressure

23 June 2003 :: Self-Awareness :: Warnings

Do Not Fill above This Line

20 June 2003 :: Self-Awareness :: Warnings

Void Where Prohibited by Law

20 June 2003 :: Self-Awareness :: Warnings

Sold by Weight Not Volume

17 June 2003 :: Self-Awareness

Actual Mileage May Vary

16 June 2003 :: On the Road :: Self-Awareness :: Self-Promotion

Artists Subject to Change without Notice

9 June 2003 :: Fine Arts :: On Sale Now :: Self-Awareness

WYSIWYG

8 June 2003 :: Self-Awareness :: Self-Promotion :: Technology

Do Not Overinflate

3 June 2003 :: Self-Awareness :: Warnings

Quiet: Curtain Up

3 June 2003 :: Fine Arts :: Self-Awareness

No Lifeguard on Duty

3 June 2003 :: Self-Awareness :: Spiritual Things :: Warnings

Employees Must Wash Hands

29 May 2003 :: Self-Awareness :: Work

Processed in a Facility That Manufactures Nut Products

19 May 2003 :: Past Specials :: Self-Awareness :: Warnings :: Work

Handle with Care

17 May 2003 :: Self-Awareness :: Spiritual Things :: Warnings

Oncoming Traffic Has Longer Green

29 April 2003 :: On the Road :: Self-Awareness

Danger: Submerged Rocks

27 April 2003 :: Self-Awareness :: Warnings

Keep Away from Children

26 April 2003 :: Self-Awareness :: Warnings

Obey Your Signal Only

25 April 2003 :: On Sale Now :: On the Road :: Political :: Self-Awareness :: Spiritual Things

Terms and Conditions May Apply

10 March 2003 :: On Sale Now :: Self-Awareness

Store in a Cool Dark Place

10 March 2003 :: Self-Awareness

Do Not Immerse

18 November 2002 :: Self-Awareness :: Spiritual Things :: Warnings

Post Office Will Not Deliver without Correct Postage

18 November 2002 :: Self-Awareness :: Spiritual Things

Never Leave Child Unattended in Chair

8 November 2002 :: Self-Awareness :: Warnings

16 August 2002 :: Self-Awareness :: Spiritual Things

Lights On for Safety

5 August 2002 :: Oddities :: On the Road :: Self-Awareness :: Spiritual Things

Security Device Enclosed

24 July 2002 :: Self-Awareness :: Technology

Driver Carries No Cash

18 November 2001 :: On the Road :: Self-Awareness :: Work

Not One Word Has Been Omitted

24 September 2001 :: Fine Arts :: Self-Awareness

This Page Intentionally Left Blank

27 August 2001 :: Self-Awareness

This Film Has Not Yet Been Rated

27 August 2001 :: Fine Arts :: Past Specials :: Self-Awareness

This Unit Not Labeled for Individual Sale

21 May 1999 :: Self-Awareness

 
   

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